February 2012
10 posts
parfait_x_amour: SHERLOCK HOLMES — his limits.1.... →
parfaitxamour:
SHERLOCK HOLMES — his limits.
1. Knowledge of Literature. — Nil. 2. Philosophy. — Nil. 3. Astronomy. — Nil. 4. Politics. — Feeble. 5. Botany. — Variable. Well up in belladonna, opium, and poisons generally. Knows nothing of practical gardening. 6. Geology. — Practical, but limited. Tells at a…
December 2011
8 posts
I am on a plane reading The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood and it is making me super paranoid. Why did they have us board so early??
RT @WritersRT: The first attempt at falling asleep never works… #writerlife
Visual Inspiration Monday http://t.co/D75k4IQY
My new #kindletouch has been simply delightful! Christmas day is always for #reading, #layingaround, and #relaxing #MerryChristmas
There are so many words to describe my family’s feativities on Xmas eve. This year includes “no” & “clothes pins.”
One problem with going home for the holidays is the horrible bed that makes you wake up at 4:30am wide awake. Crap.
I still don’t understand the plethora of fragrance commercials during the holidays. Do they really make a good gift?
Being on break is awesome. I can consider commenting on blogs while laying in bed as “being productive.” #shouldbewriting
September 2011
2 posts
RT @amandaseitz1: #Miamiu is now denying that they will bring Westboro Baptist Church to campus. Will update the @miamistudent website s …
RT @sarahlapolla: #publishinghumor RT @jonnygeller how many copy editors does it take to change a lightbulb? too.
I’m about to see a kennedy speak and yet i’d still rather be sleeping. The week i get sick would be my busiest week so far this year
Its so strange to walk outside and it be rainy but warm…its just wrong.
This is what we call responsible drinking.
I slept till noon and now i need a nap? Really?
Just answered my email at 2:30am. Fail. Also- FU MQ!
I might be playing quidditch on thursday. Be jealous.
We`re discussing the female orgasm in american lit….win/fail?
I really dont want to get the seasonal flu shot…but my dad wont pay the tuition bill if i dont…damnit
Last night was the first time I realized how powerful the masses can be in spreading news as it happens…if you call kanye’s duchery news
dear god its been a while since my last hangover…i need campus food…oh memories
Its not even friday yet and people already look like they would rather eat nails than be in class. I love being a ta. Ha!
I’m going to be honest with you. I am on my way to class all day and i really need a shower.
Its probably bad that i still feel a sick satisfaction when i read about my ex boyfriends failed relationships on Facebook.
I really dont want to be awake right now. At least its a three day week..time to get my shit straight and get stuff done
There is nothing quite like your bf saying to you: “my parents like you… as long as i never marry you.” fuck you jesus
I had the great responsibility of having a wristband last night which resulted in buying lots of drinks and bonding with the bar tender
I need ice cubes for my drink and to stop caring or having any kind of emotion towards boys
Whatcha Say - Jason DeRulo. I hate that this song is exactly how i’m feeling right now. I hope tonight is fun despite whats bothering me
I’m headed home to wash last night off. I wouldnt call it shame, but i wouldnt call it pride or pleasure either.
at brickstreet for the cool kids. wish i was more drunk, hope this is still fun heh. first live performance ever!!
just signed the lease for next year. Way too early to be awake.
I think i will bake banana bread after i get out of this last class and take a nap. Only coffee is sustaining me now
no cover mon-wed is great for my budget but its making these 9:30 classes so much longer
Is having and excellent Taco tuesday. Happy birthday Taco! And the Taco dinner was excellent :)
I am really worried by the fact that my would be good knee hurts after running.
Should have napped between classes. Nothing should ever start later that three, be longer than two hours, or end after six. My class is 3-3
oh to be normal in a college major full of fucking wierdos
August 2009
17 posts
Still cant tell asian people apart. You would think a second degree black belt would come with that skill.
I might be a year older but nothing has changed as a junior in college. I’m still much more interested in my phone than class. Oh mondays
things I’ve come to know to be true: everything will be sceduled at the same time on the same day no matter what. Sorry Taco..MQ trumps